taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

28 . 09 . 14    +462387



i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

did you go to ouran highschool

reyna avilla ramirez-arellano on coach hedge and nico diangelo (via silenhabeauregard)
"such idiots"


Hermione Granger in Order of the Phoenix
↳ Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have

28 . 09 . 14 hp    +896

all new covers for the US [already out] and the UK [coming in September]

28 . 09 . 14 hp    +74224

TDA Snippet


“Emma —“

“I’m calling.” Emma lunged for her phone.

“No!” Julian said, forcefully enough to stop her. “You know we can’t tell anyone. About Mark —“

“You’re not going to bleed to death in a car for Mark!”  

“No,” he said, looking at her. His eyes were eerily green-blue, the only bright color in the dark interior of the car. “You’re going to fix me.”

It’s really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don’t feel that that’s true.


imagine a zombie apocalypse film where a fangirl ends up having to team up with their celebrity crush

28 . 09 . 14    +33232
28 . 09 . 14 got    +8249





nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

28 . 09 . 14    +367399